Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.
Tag: halloween
Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign
Whoa! Nice gargoyles ya got there lady. The sign’s nice too. This Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign is awesome. I’m gonna hang it on the bathroom door cuz after I leave that place needs to air out for like 12 hours. True story. But you can hang it anywhere that you want all hope abandoned for.
Gothic Raven At The Window Nightlight
This Raven At The Window Nightlight reminds you that they are always watching. They being the Ravens. We humans are nothing but Bird TV. This is an awesome nightlight, but also a fright-light. It depicts a raven sitting on the sill of an ornate gothic window framed by gargoyles, cast in translucent resin and hand painted. You will have darkness nevermore!
The Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag
Go from looking like the CryptKeeper to looking like the new hotness with this Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag. You get brushes with the Bat, The Cross, The Scythe, The Skull and The Claw. It’s a 5 Piece set with an optional Handmade Coffin Bag. Put your face on in style. These brushes have a metallic finish, heavy metal handles, and nylon hair. It’s the perfect Gothic accessory for the ladies.
Hey Leatherface! Freaky and Scary Leather Masks
Be the ultimate creeper with these horrifying Scary Leather Masks. You’ll be Leatherface for real. Make sure to get yourself some tattered robes and some claws to go with your mask for the full effect. Just don’t be jumping out at me in the woods or things will get messy. Not for you, for me. I swear if you make me poop myself so I have to run home with poop between my buttcheeks… Once was enough.