This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.
Tag: frame
Mirror Framed By Fingers
Um, Okay… This is a Mirror Framed By Fingers. For reals. It has fingers all around it. Looking in this mirror is gonna be a white-knuckle ride baby. Are they all middle fingers? I have no idea, but I’m flipping this thing off like a hundred times, just so we’re even.
Fingers, fingers, on the wall, who’s got the fairest fingers of them all? I do. Mine are the fairest. You just have the most. I would count how many you have, but I don’t have enough fingers to count that high. I might just get this, cuz the mirror I currently have is all thumbs… Not fingers.
Planet Of The Apes / Frankenstein Sculptures
A planet where 3D Apes evolved from 2d pictures of monsters? In a picture frame? It’s alive! Alive! These apes have evolved from Frankenstein, creating FRANKENZAIUS and APENSTEIN. Clever play on words. You know what else is a clever play on words? FRANKEN-FECES. That’s what they will be flinging when they are forced to war with humans for our resources.
Does no one learn from Mary Shelly? Stop creating these things. Seriously. You’ll kill us all. Except for me. Ape shall not kill ape. Thank God for all this back hair! Wooo-hooo!
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