Trust a Kraken to hold your keys for you. Just put this Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder on your wall and let it’s tentacles holdall of those keys. This is totally authentic too, cuz everybody knows that when the Kraken rises out of the sea, dude is always hold keys in every tentacle. Duh! The Kraken is the janitor of the sea, with a big-ass keyring. Somebody has to clean up all that whale poop.
Tag: home decor
Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels
This Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels are all going to look great in your bathroom. Just look at that amazing design. Did the octopus capture her and put her on that anchor? Or did the mermaid seduce the octopus, who now worships her on that anchor? I have no idea. I just know that mermaids are the best maids ever. In fact I’m thinking about starting my own mermaid maid hotel service. There are a few kinks to work out though. Like the girls having to be wheeled to each room in a wheelbarrow full of water and when they open the door and hop in, they always fall right down and just flop around on account of no legs.
Bold and Beautiful Bat Wing Bookends
I really love these Bat Wing Bookends. I just like to admire them from time to time- Hey, where ya flying off to with my books? Come back here. *sigh* Anyway, like I was saying, I really love these bookends. I just wish I didn’t have to replace them every 2 weeks when they fly off. Gotta replace my books too. There’s a cave somewhere where these bookends are all living some awesome bat life. And laughing at me.
Disturbing Raven Skeleton Prop
How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.
Terrifying Tea Cups
Etsy seller CarrionComfort sells these Terrifying Tea Cups and other tea accessories like sugar bowls. They’ve scared me off of tea for good I think. So basically I can never move to England. You can choose from several styles including Billy from Saw, Twisty the Clown, a broken doll and more.
