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Thug Life: I Just Did 9 Months On The Inside Onesie

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thug life baby onesie
Ha! This I Just Did 9 Months On The Inside Onesie makes your baby look like a prison inmate. 9 months in your mom? Pffft! I did 10 in your mom and SHE walked away with time served! Years? No, inches! Damn son, burn! Drops the mic! Walks away!

This onesie says your kid is never too young for the thug life. Those crazy people who have like 10 kids should get these for the whole gang, since they’ll likely grow up to be hooligans anyway. Hooligans. Heh. That’s an old timey word. You caught me. I’m really HG Wells and my time machine got stuck here. Sorry about any typos. I can’t see bully without my monocle.

Snitches Get Stitches: Collection of Prison Shivs / Shanks

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prison shivsThis collection of authentic prison shivs, shanks, blades, snitch openers and rat skewers is displayed in a lovely shadowbox. They all supposedly date from the 1930’s through the 1960’s. They include such parts as a screwdriver stolen from the shop, duct tape,rope and who knows what else. Shivs. It’s how you make your point in da joint! Get it?
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