Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album

Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album
The Universal monsters got some serious coin yall. I’m talking cheddar. Bling Bling. Legal tender my peeps. I’m talking about this Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album. This set is limited to 5,000 worldwide. The coins are embossed on both sides with an antique silver finish and are individually numbered. This set is cool as a Monster Mash and doesn’t get you nearly as drunk. Monster Mash is my favorite drink. It’s just a combination of whiskey with a scary movie on the TV.

Morbid Curiosities – Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book

Morbid Curiosities - Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book
You know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat. I mean yeah, but it probably had an awesome time first. Just guessing. Anyway, this Morbid Curiosities: Collections of the Uncommon and the Bizarre Book is pretty cool. It’s full of morbid curiosities. We’re talking collections of skulls, mummified body parts, occultic objects, and various carnival, side-show and criminal ephemera. Sounds like just the book for a creepbay reader to devour over a night and come back to again and again.

Universal Monsters Magnets Collection

Universal Monsters Magnets Collection
This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.

Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection

Elvira's Movie Macabre The Coffin Collection
Check out Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection if you want to watch 26 horrifying films on 13 DVD’s! Some are just horrifyingly terrible. Others are pretty awesome.You get over 38 1/2 hours of movies. All hosted by Elvira and her boobs. That’s why they call them B-Movies right? Cuz of boobs? I think that’s right. It all comes in a collectible tin coffin.

Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection

Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection
This Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection will look great on the shelf.

What do you have Ed? I got two pair. Two pair of fingers left cuz I’m a nasty shambling Zombie.

I got a full house. No, really. A house full of you guys parts that fell off. There’s Darryl’s hand under the table still clutching 3 of a kind. Did you notice Darryl has a tell? Every time he has good cards he scratches what’s left of his nose. It’s just a nub now. Hey, pass Carl his drink. Guy’s only got one arm left.