This Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage is the perfect rustic accessory to decorate your macabre mansion. Just hang it up anywhere. Reminds me of that time I got my head stuck in a metal stair railing. If the paramedics had left me, this is what I would have looked like. That’s what happens. You get stuck somewhere and you become a decoration. Like this poor guy. He probably just stuck his head in there cuz he saw a gummi bear or something. Now he’s Gothic Chic. Yeah, just snap his neck off and sell him on Etsy.
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I Like My AC With JC: Jesus Face In Rusty Air Conditioner
Find Jesus for $100. Can you spot him? Spoiler alert: It’s a lot simpler than that Where’s Waldo game, which I have yet to master. He’s right there! Using his Son of God powers to chill your air.
What Would Jesus Do? For a start, he would clean that yard. Maybe plant some flowers. Just because you found Jesus, that doesn’t mean that your neighbors want to look at a bunch of trash. Jesus may turn the other cheek, but not me. I expect an orderly yard if I’m going to make the pilgrimage all the way out to redneck-Nazareth to worship JC on the AC.
Say, if I buy this thing, can I get that weed whacker for $5?
More pics below.
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Ancient Golden Tribal Knife Of Tetanus And Rust
This here knife is why it doesn’t pay to go all Indiana Jones and dig for buried treasure. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? More like Indiana Jones and the Tetanus shot. This evil knife is just waiting to slice somebody and kill them dead. See that face? That’s the ancient Mayan face of the knife-wielding God I’Cut’U’N’Laf’a’lot. He finds this stuff hilarious. The worst part is, after this thing cuts you, it will just lay there and stare at you. Only $99. on Ebay.
One more image after the break. My God…It’s full of rust.
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Snitches Get Stitches: Collection of Prison Shivs / Shanks
This collection of authentic prison shivs, shanks, blades, snitch openers and rat skewers is displayed in a lovely shadowbox. They all supposedly date from the 1930’s through the 1960’s. They include such parts as a screwdriver stolen from the shop, duct tape,rope and who knows what else. Shivs. It’s how you make your point in da joint! Get it?
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Dexter Morgan Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Driving This Creepy Serial Killer Van
In the world of creeper vans, this one is pretty much on the low end and would only be appealing to a very budget impaired, stupid serial killer. It doesn’t take a police detective to figure out that someone rolling around town in this set of rusty old creep wheels would be put up way high on the criminal suspects list and would be pulled over every time a cop saw them cross their path. Read more “Dexter Morgan Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Driving This Creepy Serial Killer Van”