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Articulated Misfits Devil Rat Doll

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Articulated Misfits Devil Rat Doll

Now you can have your very own Articulated Misfits Devil Rat Doll. Why the hell not? Like I don’t have enough problems without some Devil Rat doll coming to life and doing the freaky deeky all up in here. Sure its cool looking. Both cute and evil at the same time. But no good can come from this thing. I’ve had pets like this before, so I know what I’m talking about. Like that rat clock. It’s always terror time around here.

It is creepy cool. Plus he wont leave droppings everywhere like a real rat. You won’t have to say rats! and clean it up. Or drats. Or even bats. Or tell him yo scat! Get it? That’s some poop humor right there. Probably why I feel flushed. heh! I still got it.

Articulated Paper Dolls Depicting Mythical Creatures

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Articulated Paper Dolls Depicting Mythical Creatures
These Articulated Paper Dolls Depicting Mythical Creatures from ArdentlyCrafted are pretty cool. Pfft. If you play with dolls. *Stealthily hides my GI Joe and kicks my Barbie under the desk.* Just kidding. I don’t type on a desk. I type on a computer. Duh! I would look like an idiot typing on a desk all day. That wood has no keys.

Anyway, these paper dolls of supernatural creatures are pretty friggin’ awesome. I plan to put together a whole playset and create a Mythical Wrestling Federation so they can all fight to the death. My money is on the Chupacabra being the last one standing. They also have Bigfoot, a Kraken, Cerberus, a Pegasus and more. They are all articulated too so you can move their limbs and stuff.
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Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls

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Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls
These Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls turn Kewpie dolls into action heroes. Check out that crazy cherub doing a Karate Kick. Kewpies dolls are back and this time it’s personal! I mean, not that personal, like they’re going full identity theft or anything. They aren’t gonna show up at your place of business and talk your boss or anything. I mean they are all up in your face doing karate moves and kicking butt without a single piece of clothing. Kewpie dolls don’t need no stinkin’ clothes!

These guys are naked and weird vengeance unleashed and unhinged. These babies don’t go goo-gaah and drool and poopy in their diapers, because guess what? No diapers! Only wings. God help you if you encounter a small swarm.
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