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Posable Albino Bat Doll / Hair Clip

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Posable Albino Bat Doll Hair Clip
This Posable Albino Bat Doll / Hair Clip wants to spend its days in your hair and flap it’s wings to keep you nice and air-conditioned. You can also attach it to your clothes, backpack, purse, someone’s back so they scream and run around… It’s albino, it’s poseable, it’s cute, it’s batty.He makes a good little friend to just display in your home.

I’m gonna call mine Pinkeye, cuz he obviously has it. He’s gonna infect me, then we’ll both have it and I will slowly turn into an albino. We will hang together from a cave roof and hunt insects. I’m not gonna poopon the cave floor though, that’s just disgusting. Goodbye human world. Something is happening. Something wonderful… *Screeeeeech*

Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls

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Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls
These Fully Posable Kewpie Dolls turn Kewpie dolls into action heroes. Check out that crazy cherub doing a Karate Kick. Kewpies dolls are back and this time it’s personal! I mean, not that personal, like they’re going full identity theft or anything. They aren’t gonna show up at your place of business and talk your boss or anything. I mean they are all up in your face doing karate moves and kicking butt without a single piece of clothing. Kewpie dolls don’t need no stinkin’ clothes!

These guys are naked and weird vengeance unleashed and unhinged. These babies don’t go goo-gaah and drool and poopy in their diapers, because guess what? No diapers! Only wings. God help you if you encounter a small swarm.
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Life-Size Posable Corpse

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lifesize corpse
Please mother. Stop arguing with me. I will find a nice girl soon. You haven’t even touched your dinner. Not again mother! Why must you always fall out of your chair? You are so tense and stiff as a board. Yes, mother. Yes I will look for another victim today. Stop laughing. *Covers ears* Stop laughing at me! I’m a good boy! A good boy! Your good boy will bring home another victim and you’ll see.

2 months later…

I tricked you mother! You are now for sale on Etsy. Once they buy you I will never have to hear your nagging again! Besides, I need more time with dad. Even though all he does is drink. Now where is he hiding? Oh yeah. That’s right. Mom! Where’s the shovel?
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