Check out this Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace. I wish I was a Hellraiser. More of a smellraiser cuz I haven’t showered yet. But when I do I’m gonna shave and use my gelrazor. Then get dressed and put on my hellblazer. It’s a blazer with fire designs, don’t hate. Anyway, this necklace is pretty cool. It’s a Pinhead heart. Maybe Pinhead’s actual heart. Does it catch your Pinterest? See what I did there? Anyway, I gotta go so let’s stick a pin in this and catch up later.
Tag: jewelry
Mens Skull Bracelet
This Mens Skull Bracelet will make even the daintiest man-wrist look tough and like a biker dude. Now that your wrist looks tough, the rest is up to you. You can start by putting that calculator away and ditching those hipster glasses for a Harley, Poindexter. Man up dude. Or should I say, Skull up? Nah, it’s cool. *Whispers* I still wear pink and lavender friendship bracelets. They were a gift to myself. Mommy says it’s okay to be tender and delicate and that men can cry. *buzz* A bee! ARGH! Run inside. Get away bee. ACK! *Swats at it weakly with my wrist.* It’s in my dress. Somebody help! *Faints.*
Pastel Coffin Necklaces
Don’t mess with me buddy. I wear death around my neck. These Pastel Coffin Necklaces are both cute and creepy. They have a little heart cutaway so you can see the corpse inside, if there was a corpse. A corpse is a corpse, of corpse of corpse. These necklaces go with everything. You can even be buried in it and look great. Any takers? Ant undertakers?
Leather Skull Watch Bands
Hey what time is it? Time to get a watch! Haha, very funny. No, it’s time to get one of these cool Leather Skull Watch Bands, so your watch can look all badass and gothic. You can choose from different colors and sizes, but all have those awesome skulls. I feel more badass already. Leather makes you look tough and so do skulls, however my current Mickey Mouse watch does NOT look tough. This look may not work for me.
Double Rat Skeleton Necklace
Look at them rat skeletons kissing up a storm. Get a room guys. Actually get some skin. Damn. This Double Rat Skeleton Necklace is a great accessory that makes quite a statement. That statement usually being, “Ewwwwww!” I kid, I kid. Rat skeletons are totally in fashion this year according to me. They never go out of style. No bones about it, this is a great necklace.
It’s made of clear acrylic. Fun fact: My ex used to paint in acrylics. What? No, she used oil-based paints. I mean, she used to paint in acrylics, as in, the shoes she wore were acrylic, on account of she was a stripper.