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Keyboard Pirates Reminder Memo Note Holders

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keyboard pirates
Shiver me timbers! There be pirates on me keyboard, what look like little ghosts. Are you here to plunder my booty and take all me sexy pictures off me hard drive? I probably shouldn’t have said that. Now ye know! Well, if ye have a use for a bunch of squirrels in bikinis, go ahead and plunder me keyboard, but I’ll not heave to without a fight. Where ye going? Come back! I’m not weird! I just like funny pictures!

These Keyboard Pirates Reminder Memo Note Holders will remind you about stuff that your brain forgets. Just put these note holders on your computer and attach notes to them. Now you’ll remember stuff while you are surfing your favorite websites.

Fried Chicken Drumstick Keyboard: Finger Clickin’ Good

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fried chicken keyboard
No wonder America leads humanity in muffin tops and back-boobs. Still, this keyboard with a drumstick on it is finger lickin’ and finger clickin’ good. You would be hard pressed to find any other kinds of keyboards in the head offices of KFC.

It’s a chicken strip. That you can type on. And you won’t even notice your greasy fingerprints and all of the chicken skin you dropped between the keys. Needs a miniature bucket of chicken mouse to accompany it though. Or just a greasy breast that leaves a trail of slime.
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Ctrl Alt Deli: Deli Keyboard

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deli keyboard
Every time I have a sandwich it ends up all over my keyboard anyway. I might as well just get this Deli Keyboard, so it all blends in and looks clean. I hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sorry, keep meaning to vacuum the lettuce out from under the h key. I made a rap song about it.

My CAPS LOCKS are due to cold cuts,
The mess around the keyboard drives me nuts.
My Ctrl keys are hard salami,
Type real fast get a Mayonnaise tsunami.
You wanna type a letter,
Better chip away dat cheddar,
Keyboard clogged like “Damn Son”,
What you expect, I like ham son!
Shoulda bought a Dell, but instead I got a deli.
Ladies like damn son, hide that belly.

Word

Fine Shart: Hands On Keyboard With Stick Figure

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fine shartFor $79. you can own a pair of hands on a keyboard, that also shows a stick figure kid off to the side. Hey, when your kid is home from Kindergarten with the flu, you get that kid crafting. Then you sell it on ebay. It teaches them about capitalism.

“Daddy, look what I made. It’s your hands as you write on Creepbay.” Tear to my eye. That’s great champ. Hug.

Two weeks later…Waving around the cash. “Hey Kid, look what I made. Gonna need you to stay home today. Try to come up with something a little better than Daddy’s hands this time. Study this Picasso guy.”

Daddy’s hands indeed. The kid ain’t too bright. If they were daddy’s hands, they would be all over mommy. He knows that.