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Gothic Lace Bat Ornament

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Gothic Lace Bat Ornament
Here’s some gothic lace for ya gothic face! To display in ya gothic place! Or ya gothic space. Just look at how awesome this thing is. This Gothic Lace Bat Ornament is sexy and lacey. It looks like the wings move too. Kind of like lingerie for your home. MMMM MMM girl. You know just what I like to come home to. I don’t even want you to take it off. This blood-red lace ornament is going to look good in your castle. Personally, I’d like to see this as a bra and panty set. Can somebody make that happen? So sexy. Get’s my blood pumping. Wait, that’s just the red bull causing a minor cardiac infartion. Haha. I said in-fart-ion. Help me!

I’m dreaming that I come home to a beautiful redhead wearing this… It’s for the home, that’s right. Just for decoration. I have to focus. This Gothic Lace Bat Ornament is just so sexy I can’t help it. I have a real problem. I feel the same way about these bat wing sunglasses.

Gothic Bats Kimono

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Gothic Bats Kimono
This Gothic Bats Kimono can turn an innocent white dress into something edgy that screams “Unleash the bats.” The sleeves, the tiny stars, moons, and bats are all made using lace. This kimono cardigan can also be worn over your swimsuit if you are going for something gothic as you enjoy an afternoon at the beach. You’ll make the beach batty. Betty got Batty at the beach, biatch!

Stunning Gothic Skull and Rose Lace Choker

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Skull and Rose Lace Choker
This Skull and Rose Lace Choker is a terrifying accessory for a terrifying, but beautiful woman. I’m just assuming. It has a fine black rose lace base with a huge black skull that has red glass crystal eyes, wearing a crown of chains. It’s what everyone is Transylvania is wearing this season. Again, I’m just assuming. You can say to people, “Hey, my skull is up here.” That will be fun.

Bare-Bones Costume – Skeleton Lace Poncho

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Skeleton Lace Poncho
This Skeleton Lace Poncho is perfect for lazy people like me, who are too lazy to make a proper Halloween costume. Just wear this lightweight lace poncho over your clothes. One size fits all. It turns you into a skeleton, with skulls, and cobweb designs too. Just put it on and go get that sweet candy! I hope you get a ton of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Cuz I want ’em!

The Amazing And Spectacular Spider Web Lace Top

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Spider Web Lace Top
It’s my friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman. I have no idea what her secret identity is, but I know she wears this Spider Web Lace Top and nothing else. She claims she is fighting crime. The police claim you can see her boobies in that top and they ain’t wrong! It would be a great movie if it weren’t taking place in my neighborhood at night when I’m trying to sleep. The noise doesn’t keep me up. I just can’t sleep knowing that I can see them boobies. And I never do. She swings by way too fast. She wears it with this Pencil Skirt.