Can you imagine walking out on the street with a mouse stuck to your earlobes? What if you met someone else wearing these magnetic mouse earrings, what would your reaction be? Is that finding your mate? As far as I’m concerned, mice earrings are just good fashion sense. They turn heads.
Probably don’t wear them to work or to a formal event or people will think that you are only there to take the piss. They are perfect for a Halloween party or dress up night in a mental institution.
Make some zombie poetry with the Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit. Put your creations on the fridge or other metal surface. I don’t know about you, but I find zombie poetry to be beautiful and romantic. If I create zombie poetry and display it on my fridge, does that count as being published? I’m gonna say yeah. But I get too distracted by the fridge and leave my poetry half finished, but never my burrito. That always gets finished. I’m just no good under pressure and by that I mean I get all gassy and crampy and doubled over, until the pressure is relieved. Then it’s back to snacking while I stare at the words in a kitchen that smells like a trash heap.
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