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Mars Attacks Alien Skull

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Mars Attacks Alien Skull
Yeah, Mars tried to attack, until we started decapitating the little freaks and displaying their severed heads in trophy cases. Then they tucked their Martian tails(Or whatever. Maybe Martian weens) between their legs and flew home. At least, I’m guessing that’s how a Martian invasion would go down. Murica! This Mars Attacks Alien Skull will make an alien think twice about messing with you. Cuz Murica!

They say Marica. We say Murica! But they don’t say nuffin with no dag gum head! *Spits tobacco*
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Classic Monster Pin-Up Girls Art Prints

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monster pin up girls
These Classic Monster Pin-Up Girls Art Prints are cute and cartoony. Too bad I’m not flying an old-timey fighter plane over Transylvania. I would totally paint one of these chicks on my plane. It means you have a hot girl back home and you miss them. Kinda like how when I went to college, I painted that Perdue Chicken on the side of my Honda, with one leg up all sexy-like.

What? No I didn’t take any major. I was there to deliver a pizza because of my side job. Boy did I miss chicken that day though. She was there when I got home though. It’s toughest on the ones waiting back home.
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