With these Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Sterling Rings, you have the world’s freakiest couple on your hands. Smash ’em together and make ’em kiss. Or fight. It’s all good. Franky probably cheated or didn’t take the trash out. Maybe he farted too loud. That’s just how relationships are. They’re gonna fight, so I say put one on each ring finger and let’s get ready to rumble! Talk about bumping uglies. *shudders* Just make sure that they kiss and make up. But not too much.
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The Classic Monster Coffin Blu-Ray Collection – 8 Disc Box Set
Imma sit back and relax on Halloween, watch my favorite monsters. Then after I’ve had enough of watching my parents fight Imma watch this The Classic Monster Coffin Blu-Ray Collection – 8 Disc Box Set. This is really the first time anything good has ever come out of a coffin. Except for that time I stole my uncle Henry’s rolex at the viewing.
This set gives you Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, The Invisible Man, Bride of Frankenstein and The Wolf Man.
Classic Movie Monsters 8 Bit Pixel Art
This Classic Movie Monsters 8 Bit Pixel Art is scary. Video game style monsters just freak me out. I’m gonna decorate my house with these guys and pretend I’m in a video game with them. I’ll be all Sonic, running super fast and they’ll be doing their slow monster shuffle. Then my mom will probably turn the game off and tell me to get to school just like she did when I was a kid.
These days she turns my internet off and tells me to get a job. Then she uses phrases like “40 years old” and “Do you enjoy living in your mother’s basement?” She needs to get her priorities straight and focus on work, so I have a place to live. Damn.
Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses
Make every drink a monster drink with this Set Of 4 Universal Horror Monsters Glasses. You get Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster and the Bride of Frankenstein. Poor Frankie. He can never get a night out with just the guys. If you get this set, just put her away now and then and give him a break.
Classic Monster Cuff Bracelets
Allison Taylor Designs makes these Classic Monster Cuff Bracelets for monster loving wrists. They make all kinds of cool jewelry, but we really dig these. I saw these and I was all like, “I’m here to turn myself over to the jewelry police. Cuff me. I’m guilty.” Okay, so they are more for the ladies. Your point? I think I’m man enough to pull it off. Putting it on is another matter! Okay, that joke fell flat. It was just off the cuff. Not really myself today if I’m honest. Need more coffee so I can be more cuff-einated.
Okay, that joke was totally on the cuff, so I ain’t gettin’ in a huff. Don’t believe me? Wanna call my bluff? Just an idiot with a blog, sayin’ stuff. And now, that’s enough!
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