Zombie Cookies: The Walking Delicious

zombie cookies
These zombie cookies look pretty grotesque thanks to some nice gory details. They may look rotten but they are actually sweet. Om nom nom! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

Hey, why are all of my zombie cookies missing their heads?

Headshots! You’re welcome! Now you can eat them safely. I also bit the heads off of all of your goldfish crackers just to be safe. Enjoy your bag of tails and let me know if there’s anything else I can do to help maam!
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Zombie Toes: This Little Piggy Craved Brains

zombie toesZombie toes are just as nasty as the rest of the Zombie. Apparently Zombie toes each have little faces and mouths. Who knew? I run from Zombies, I don’t take their shoes off and inspect their undead feet. Now that I know, I am sickened and fascinated at the same time.

This little piggy killed at market, this little piggy craved brains, and this little piggy staggered all the way home moaning….I’ve seen some nasty toes in my day, but these guys are the worst. Do we know if athlete’s foot kills them? I’m gonna put ’em all in a sock and beat a Zombie in the face with ’em.

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