This is a faux aboriginal rock where they painted Ancient Aliens On A Rock. Pretty cool. Either that or it’s an ancient race of long-nosed people who could smell what was cooking from 5 miles away. No wonder they died out. The B.O. back then was nasty. These are the last surviving members all sitting around and smelling each other before they pass out one by one. Same thing happened to the dinosaurs.
Tag: odd
Snailien Alien Xenomorph Sculpture
In the garden, no one can hear you scream. Just ask this Snailien Alien Xenomorph Sculpture. I wouldn’t want to come across this guy while planting some flowers. I wouldn’t even want to come across this little beast anywhere. I bet a shovel can’t even kill it. He’ll eat your face off and kill your whole gardening crew. What, you don’t have a gardening crew? You ain’t shi* bra! Me and my crew grow vegetables like you wouldn’t believe. We spraying Miracle Grow like spraying bullets with a glock. Come at us man! What u got? Sorry. I’m all tense cuz the gardening turf wars are heating up. Anyway, this Alien Xenomorph Sculpture is slimy and terrifying.
I need to lie down after seeing this bit of nightmare fuel. I feel faint. Good thing I have my Alien Xenomorphs Egg Cushion Pillow. What’s the worst that could happen. That I lay my head on it and something sucks my face off? Hmmm. I didn’t think of that. I guess that nowhere is safe from the alien menace. This ndude has some serious attitude. Just look at him. He knows he is the deadliest thing in the garden and he’s smiling.
Taxidermy Mouse Chess Set
Checkmate! More like check pulse. You won’t find any. My dead army just beat your dead army. And if both armies are dead, what the hell is even the point? The Taxidermy Mouse Chess Set lets you play the classic game with a bunch of dead, but very well dressed mice. Sounds like a fun way to keep others away. That reminds me, I have to go check my traps so I can complete my own set.
Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene
What the hell? Please watch your kids people. Otherwise, this happens! This Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene could be going on in your house right now if your kids are unsupervised. They start messing with the dead, having a seance and the next thing you know your kids are zombies from hell, dressed in black cult pajamas and burning your shit down with candles. The 3 Stooges of terror.
Black Raven Journal
Those interested in ravens and all things magical will love this Black Raven Journal, which is bound to be a unique addition to your bookshelf. Each book is impressively handcrafted using a range of different materials, simulating the textures of tree bark, bones and other creepy things. I know, I love it already. The rustic and olde-worlde finish brings a real sense of character to the item, almost as if it were taken straight out of some wizard’s office. Use it as a diary, or perhaps a log of spells for those budding witches.