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Pac-Man Party Bra And Tutu

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Pac-Man Party Bra
It’s always a party with the Pac-Man Party Bra And Tutu. A pizza bra will get the party started, but a bra featuring the yellow dot muncher himself? That keeps the party going all night long. Assuming that your nipples are power pellets anyway. If you feel that your nipples have what it takes to power this little yellow freak and let him chase ghosts around your boobs all night, order yours today.

Pac-Man fever makes you hot(Also drives you crazy). So if you are afflicted with this retro 80s ailment, this is the perfect outfit. It’s sure to diffuse the heat, while looking awesome. Don’t wear a Space Invaders bra or an Asteroid bra, unless you want guys hitting on you all night. By “hitting on”, I mean that I’ll be in the corner making pew pew pew noises, pointing my finger gun at your chest, trying to get the high score.
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Pac-Man Coffee Table Made From Old VHS Tapes

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pac-man vhs tableCheck out this awesome Pac-Man Coffee table. I’m gonna set my energy drink right there in the corner where the power pellet should be. Then when I drink it, I’mma go all crazy up in here and start chomping ghosts. And by ghosts, I mean Hot Pockets, because Hot Pockets is delicious.

I see what you did there, using the back of those VHS tapes as the dots. Pretty clever. Next time just crop your feet out da pic. I’m trying to enjoy a Pac-Man table and now all I can think about is that phantom foot. It’s like the 5th ghost. Does not belong! Anyway, it’s a pretty clever table. Take that $995. from my Waka Waka Wallet and deliver it pronto good seller.
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