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F**ked Up Halloween Kid’s Costumes

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It’s that time of year peeps. That time when we dress up like monsters and go door to door expecting free stuff that will rot our teeth and fill our belly. Let’s take a look at some f**ked up kids costumes. Some of these are just weird, some may be a bad choice for innocent kids, others may scar a kid for life.

Like this Zombie Tutu Dress. Put it on your kid and they will have a strange desire to bite innocent victims and play hide and seek in a cemetery all day. When night comes, they’ll probably dig up a corpse and have a little midnight snack.
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Pac-Man Party Bra And Tutu

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Pac-Man Party Bra
It’s always a party with the Pac-Man Party Bra And Tutu. A pizza bra will get the party started, but a bra featuring the yellow dot muncher himself? That keeps the party going all night long. Assuming that your nipples are power pellets anyway. If you feel that your nipples have what it takes to power this little yellow freak and let him chase ghosts around your boobs all night, order yours today.

Pac-Man fever makes you hot(Also drives you crazy). So if you are afflicted with this retro 80s ailment, this is the perfect outfit. It’s sure to diffuse the heat, while looking awesome. Don’t wear a Space Invaders bra or an Asteroid bra, unless you want guys hitting on you all night. By “hitting on”, I mean that I’ll be in the corner making pew pew pew noises, pointing my finger gun at your chest, trying to get the high score.
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