These Horror Themed PS4 Controllers are perfect for playing scary horror games in the dark. You can choose from 2 Jason Voorhees versions and one that has Leatherface, chucky and Jason. These are custom handmade controllers. Button mashers? Nah man, I play button slashers! Man, I wish I was rocking a PS4. I’m still playing Atari. I’m keeping it old school. Like really really old school. Like my school is torn down due to asbestos old school and all the kids need to be tested and all the parents are suing.
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Diablo Night Light
Put your kids to bed with a night light based on the ultimate dark one himself, Diablo. This Diablo night light will have your kid a shivering wreck as he or she tries to sleep, praying to their God in Heaven that this beast does not drag them down into the underworld.
Make sleepy time a highway to hell. It measures 4″ x 6″ x 2.5″, but will seem much larger as it glows it’s fearsome glow into the darkness.
Custom Gamecube Purse
This Custom Gamecube Purse is perfect if your name is Princess Zelda or Princess Peach. Also if you want to be able to cave some guy’s skull in when they try to steal your purse. I say, if a woman is going to wear a Gamecube purse, she should at least let a nerd like me plug my controller into her port, but then again, I’ll use any excuse to both talk to a woman and to plug my controller in her port.
Why isn’t it working? You are my dream woman, but where’s your screen? I have to say I’m very disappointed.
Gamer Wedding Cake Toppers
Look at these guys. Getting dragged away from their video game crack habit. These Gamer Wedding Cake Toppers let you know right at the wedding that your gaming days are over. Suckers. The first step in not getting married is to avoid women. Period. Step one will help you to avoid women’s periods too. Sure, we all have an urge to spend time with the fairer sex, but that’s what rescuing Princess Peach is all about. What I’m saying is, they can’t trap you into a video game-less marriage if you stay inside and play video games all day.
Take it from me. That’s just how I roll. Of course the only downside is being 30 and having your MOM drag you away from the video games. And up the basement stairs. And paddling your backside, but that’s a whole other story. That really sucks. If you haven’t seen actual sunlight in a few weeks, that shizz hurts your eyeballs! Not to mention your heinie. Happened to me last week!
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Nintendo Game Boy: Darth Vader, TMNT And Back To The Future Editions
Etsy seller Theworldisagameboy takes their user name seriously, turning Nintendo Game Boys into all kinds of cool toys. These are fully functional Game Boys that have been pumped up on steroids, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that looks like he will bite your head off and spit down your neck if you beat his Tetris high score. Come at me bro! I will totally crush your high score as you are beating at my knuckles with your little turtle fists. This guy is $263.57.
Click through to see more images, including a Darth Vader Game Boy and a Back To The Future Game Boy. Great Scott!
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