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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband

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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband
Every wolf girl needs a wolf man and this hairy beast is no different. A teenage girl who has been crowned the world’s hairiest child has started shaving and guess what? This helped land her a husband. 17 year old Sumatra Susuphan, from Bangkok, Thailand, was born with Ambras syndrome — an extremely rare condition also known as “werewolf syndrome.” She’s got hair. Lots and lots of hair.

Really nothing to report here, except for the fact that shaving has lead to a husband. And I’m pretty sure his name is Sasquatch. Seriously though, good for her. I’m digging those bangs. Which is also what her husband said after the honeymoon. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

via NYPost

Strange Creature Found in Brazil

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Strange Creature Found in Brazil
I’ll be honest, I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but it looks like some natives in Brazil have found a strange creature. A mutated version of the Trix rabbit. It’s like the Trix rabbit had sex with a human and this is their deformed love child. Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids! But mutations are for everyone. Yeah!

I love how the camera jumps around at the end so you can’t see anything. If you can get to Brazil, buy a camera, and you know how to hold a camera, I think you can hold the camera steady when filming. You just know this guys home videos all look like Battlestar Galactica filmed with the steady hands of Michael J. Fox.
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Guy Shows Off Bigfoot Head Frozen Since 1953

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Bigfoot Head Frozen Since 1953
This guy claims that his father killed a Bigfoot back in 1953 and then chopped up the body in order to bring it home and freeze it. Sounds legit. In the beginning of 2017 this same guy showed the world a massive foot that allegedly came from the creature. This Bigfoot head weighs around 120 pounds. Apparently it will be put on display at a Bigfoot museum and theme park that he hopes to build. Looks pretty impressive for being in a freezer for 60 plus years.
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Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation

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Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation
Is it just me or does that ghost look like Dennis Rodman? Anyway, a group selfie was taken by visitors while they were visiting a haunted plantation in Louisiana. Then BOOM! Photobombed by the face of one of the place’s spirits. The image showed up on Facebook posted by The Myrtles Plantation. In a window behind the women, a face can be seen. Some think that it is Myrtles’ most famous ghost, a slave girl named Chloe, who is said to have been photographed at the plantation on other occasions in the past.

I don’t know about all that, but I do know this: I say we start calling any selfie with a ghost a “ghostie” from now on. Who’s with me?

via WAFB

Interactive UFO Stalker Map Helps You Avoid Abductions

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Interactive UFO Stalker Map Helps You Avoid Abductions
This new interactive map combines Google Earth with a massive database of UFO sightings to help you stalk the UFOs. That will turn the tables on those ET bastards. It’s called the UFO Stalker. You can check out sightings reported in your hometown or anywhere. The map also gives you the full sighting report from the database.

Knowledge is power and I aim to use this power so no aliens can ever make my butt hurt again. Let’s use this to catch us an alien and probe HIS butt!