That show you like is going to come back in style. Let’s rock! This Cute Twin Peaks Skirt has the pattern from the floor of the black lodge. You ladies are going to look super sexy in this skirt. Like Dale Cooper, I also like to visit the black lodge, so maybe you can let me in and we can have a good time. It’s cool, I brought my own doppelganger. That guy looks nothing like you. He’s just wearing a paper mask of your face. Yeah, unlike David Lynch I had some budgetary constraints.
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Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring – Wow Bob Wow
This Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring is all well and good, until “Jade give two rides” and you find your arm going numb soon after. Dougie doesn’t like this! The pain! The pain! Then next thing you know some FBI agent shoots through a power outlet and you find yourself in the red room, where Mike tells you that you were created for a purpose, the proceeds to pop your head and take the golden orb that is your soul.
So basically, don’t wear the owl ring people. Never a good idea. The owls are not what they seem.
Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama In A Can
Etsy seller Boxartig is selling this cool Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama which comes in a fancy can. Pretty neat. If you want to relive some scenes from the classic show, it beats hiring a dwarf and pumping him full of acid so he dances around, snapping his fingers while talking backwards.
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Sometimes Her Arms Bend Back: Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Doll
Twin Peaks. Great place to visit. I wouldn’t want to live there though. Who am I kidding? I would live there just to eat the apple pie and drink the coffee. Speaking of TP(I mean Twin Peaks, not toilet paper), check out this $450. Laura Palmer doll from Etsy seller MisforMadness.
She comes all wrapped up in plastic, ready to throw in a lake and the box looks like her diary. Open it up and you see the red room. Pretty awesome. She even comes with an owl. You can check out more images below.
Fun fact. I used to date a woman called the log lady. They didn’t call her that because she carried around a piece of wood, but because she was always stacking logs like a lumberjack in the poop room. Went through two ceiling fans and a case of scented candles before I had to call it off. Such is life.
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