Doppelgangers – Twin Peaks The Return Dolls

Twin Peaks The Return Dolls
Etsy seller SliceOfModPie makes these cool Twin Peaks The Return dolls, plus others not shown here. They are selling quick, so hurry and get yours. She has Naido, Dale Cooper, Gordon Cole, Candy, Lucy, the Woodsmen, demonic Sarah Palmer and more. All this talk of Twin Peaks makes me want some pie and coffee so if you will excuse me, I’ll be off to the RR Diner. Also check out this cool Twin Peaks journal.
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Let’s Rock – Cute Black Lodge Twin Peaks Skirt

Cute Twin Peaks Skirt
That show you like is going to come back in style. Let’s rock! This Cute Twin Peaks Skirt has the pattern from the floor of the black lodge. You ladies are going to look super sexy in this skirt. Like Dale Cooper, I also like to visit the black lodge, so maybe you can let me in and we can have a good time. It’s cool, I brought my own doppelganger. That guy looks nothing like you. He’s just wearing a paper mask of your face. Yeah, unlike David Lynch I had some budgetary constraints.

Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll

Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll
What the Lynch!!!! I don’t remember Laura Palmer looking like that. I remember an all-American girl. This looks like an all-American ghoul. This Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll comes with some little accessories like a Jumping man toy, and a picture of Laura, which may be a diary. I guess I have to buy it cuz she did say that I would see her again in 25 years. The jumping man really creeps me out with his long nose and jumping skills. Anyone else hungry for some creamed corn?

Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring – Wow Bob Wow

Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring
This Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring is all well and good, until “Jade give two rides” and you find your arm going numb soon after. Dougie doesn’t like this! The pain! The pain! Then next thing you know some FBI agent shoots through a power outlet and you find yourself in the red room, where Mike tells you that you were created for a purpose, the proceeds to pop your head and take the golden orb that is your soul.

So basically, don’t wear the owl ring people. Never a good idea. The owls are not what they seem.

Twin Peaks Necklaces – Wow Bob Wow

Twin Peaks Necklaces
*Doing my little midget dance. Claps hands together.* “Kcor s’tel.” Aka Let’s rock! These Twin Peaks Necklaces will make you say WOW BOB WOW. I saw these and I was all like… BOOM. Season 3, Episode 8 mushroom cloud! Got a light? No? Well, at least you have a frog/moth creature in your mouth. That’s something. Sorry, I can’t even write this because I am just too stoked for the next episode. These necklaces come in several styles: BookHouse Boys, Resident of Twin Peaks, Owl Cave, Black Lodge and more. By the way, that doll you like is coming back in style.
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