Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.
Tag: ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls
What will I do with these cool Hand-Painted Ceramic Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls? Put sugar in one naturally. These skulls are gonna look great in your kitchen ladies. Just like your butt, when I watch you cooking. Did I say that? Oooops. Sorry about that. Down with the patriarchy! And the Matriarchy! And the all of the other archys! Seriously though, these skulls are pretty sweet. No wonder they call ’em sugar skulls.
Awesome Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs
Oh man, these Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs are awesome. They are sure to make your tropical themed festivities much more frightful. You can choose from : Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Mummy. They are dishwasher and microwave safe, but not safe from my thirst. I’m drinking with Dracula, having a mimosa with the Mummy, and just filling the rest with beer so I can get my drink on. These are going to be your favorite mugs for any and every drink.
Cool Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses
Bartender, serve me up a skull of the good stuff! These Ceramic Sugar Skull Shot Glasses are awesome. I’d like to see these guys crash through a wall like the Kool-Aid man, then say something Mexican. Maybe that’s just me. One has a mustache and one doesn’t so they may be man and wife. I have no idea. Kinda wanna smash ’em together and make ’em kiss, as they shatter into a million pieces. Maybe that’s just me again. Also check out these Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.
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Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.
What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.