Well hell this makes a lot of sense. The doc was supposed to remove my appendix and instead he removed both my legs. Luckily it was just a Freddy dream. I hate those. This Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master Surgeon Freddy Action Figure depicts Freddy as a surgeon from Nightmare on Elm Street 4. I don’t want to play Operation with this Doctor.
Tag: scary
La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament
This Christopher Radko La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament is a real beauty. You know what La Novia means? It means “the bride”. Thanks Google. I really dig it, just not sure I’m ready to make a commitment like that yet. But it would look awesome on either my creepy Halloween or Christmas tree. Maybe if it was “the girlfriend”. I’m just not into being tied down right now. Not without a safe word at least.
Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair
Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.
Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket
This is a good look for all of you Black Widows. I know that you want to kill the dudes that you mate with, and I’ve resisted so far, but you in this Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket is making it very very tempting. I’m gettin’ all caught up in your web is what I’m sayin’. Am I a fly? Did you put me in a cocoon? I only ask cuz I really want you to unzip my fly! Whoa, things are gettin’ hot up in here. Gotta go take a cold shower. You can find the matching skirt here.
Ghost Girl Photographed at the Stanley Hotel
A family visiting a haunted hotel in Colorado think that they photographed the ghost of a little girl standing on a staircase. It sure looks like a ghost to me. This image was taken during a ‘spirit tour’ at the Stanley Hotel. You may know that name cuz it was the inspiration for Stephen King’s The Shining. Anyway, they looked at their photos later and found the ghost.
But that ghost isn’t the only odd thing in this photo. Is that woman on the right going to have a bath? She’s got her towel on her arm like”Hot damn, I’m gonna take a bath in this haunted biatch!” Also, look at the blurry guy on the top of the stairs. Where are his legs and feet? Kinda looks naked.
via HP