Crayons that are made to look like little coffins; and you thought YOUR kid was weird! When I say coffins, they actually come complete with an image of a corpse lying inside and a lid. So, yeah, coffins. With a stiff. It doesn’t get spookier than that. The set comes in a wide variety of colors from which you can choose from. Coming in at around two and a half inches tall, these non-toxic crayons are made from recycled Crayola material which is good news for the environment. Bad news for little Timmy creeping out the other kids. This Coffin Crayons Set is just weird. Like Timmy.
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Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set
Look at this Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set. These little skulls are ghastly, ghostly and grim. Just the way I like ’em. They look like mourning corpse wives with veils. These are going to look great this Halloween. I need some new fright lights anyway. Preorder these babies now.
Cool Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack
Monsters are universal. And so are Universal Monsters. But aren’t we all just monsters of the universe? Whoa! Sometimes I get so deep that I even impress myself. This Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack is a great set. You get four soft enamel pins with black nickel, silver, copper and gold die-cast finishes. The set includes Wolfman, Franky and his bride, and the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Macabre Home Decor – Mini Skull Knobs Set
This Mini Skull Knobs Set is perfect for anyone who loves morbid decor. They will turn your cabinets, drawers, and other things into a frightfest. They will turn your home into a house of horrors. A mausoleum of mayhem. A mansion of the macabre. You get the idea. There’s nothing cooler than grabbing a skull to open a cabinet. Except maybe finding another skull in that cabinet.
12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set
One word, four syllables. DI-A-BEET-US. American cereals will kill ya, what with all of that new-fangled die-fructose and all. These cereals are Cereal Killers, with killer mascots. So while they’ll put ya in the hospital, at least ya have something to collect with this 12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set.
This series includes:
1x Cap’n Cornstarch
1x Sugar Frosted Fat
1x Yucky Children Charmer
1x Sugar Smack
1x Franken Fat
1x Count Calorie
1x Tricks
1x Froot Looped
1x Obesie O’s
1x Coco Puffed Paunch
1x Sugar Diabetic Bear
1x Qhrist
The obesity is strong with these toys.