12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set

12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set
One word, four syllables. DI-A-BEET-US. American cereals will kill ya, what with all of that new-fangled die-fructose and all. These cereals are Cereal Killers, with killer mascots. So while they’ll put ya in the hospital, at least ya have something to collect with this 12 Ron English Cereal Killers Mini-Figures Set.

This series includes:

1x Cap’n Cornstarch
1x Sugar Frosted Fat
1x Yucky Children Charmer
1x Sugar Smack
1x Franken Fat
1x Count Calorie
1x Tricks
1x Froot Looped
1x Obesie O’s
1x Coco Puffed Paunch
1x Sugar Diabetic Bear
1x Qhrist

The obesity is strong with these toys.

Awesome Garden Gnomes Look Like Your Favorite Geek Characters

creepy garden gnomes
Etsy seller ianthegnome makes all kinds of crazy garden gnomes that look like superheroes, wrestlers, video game characters. You name it. Okay, I will. I name it awesome. Check out a bunch below and then go crazy ordering them for your yard. I call dibs on Superman and Batman cuz I’m creating my own gnome Justice League.

You can have Dexter and his cellophane wrapped victim. Gizmo too. No way I’m putting a Mogwai in my garden. You know he’s gonna get wet and multiply into a s**t ton of evil Gremlins that are going to break everything, eat everything and cause nothing but trouble. In other words, another me. One of me is plenty. I refuse to share my junk food and there’s not much left in my house that I haven’t broken already.
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Horrifying Pop Culture Icon Prints

pop art heroes
These nightmarish art prints from Etsy seller WednesdayWolf feature all kinds of pop culture icons as seen through an acid trip lens. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? Yeah, maybe. If hell is his current neighborhood! Mario and Luigi? Yeah, they’ll fix your pipes. probably work you over with some wrenches too and tie you up and leave you in the tub.

Oh, look. It’s the 10th Doctor. He’ll take you for a ride in his TARDIS and eat your soul, then throw your lifeless body into space to be used as a Dalek speed-bump. Yeah. Somehow I remember these characters being a whole lot less nightmare inducing.

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