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My God It’s Full Of Skulls – Gothic Skull Dress

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My God It's Full Of Skulls - Gothic Skull Dress
This Gothic Skull Dress is filled with skulls. And roses. Take it from me, I think you’ll look cute in it. Not that I’ve been watching you or anything. After all of these years, I just know what you like my dear. No need to thank me. Happy anniversary my love.

See, that could be you giving your girl this sweet dress. Someone is getting lucky tonight. Is it me? Am I winning the lottery. Shut up brain, I’m trying to blog here. I think this is called a skater dress cuz if you buy this for her, you are skating right into her heart.

Intestines Skater Skirt – IBS – Irritable Bowel Skirt

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Intestines Skater Skirt - IBS - Irritable Bowel Skirt
Guts! Do you have the guts to wear this Intestines Skater Skirt? Do you have the intestinal fortitude? Or do you have a cowardly colon? BTW, I have it on good authority that the Cowardly Colon was the original character in the Wizard of Oz, before he was replaced with the cowardly lion. Anyway, this skirt is the ultimate visual representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Well, technically that honor probably belongs to diarrhea, but this is a good one too. IBS. Irritable Bowel Skirt.