This Skull Cutout T-Shirt puts a giant skull on your back. Which I find kinda sexy. Fun fact: I just ripped up like 30 of my t-shirts trying to replicate this look. Didn’t work. You win some, ya lose some. Farts. That’s what I’m good at ripping. Along with my jeans. I won the annual crop dusting competition two years in a row after all. So at least there’s that.
Tag: skull
Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse
This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
SugerDiva Skull Print Knitted Cardigan
This SugerDiva Skull Print Open Knitted Cardigan looks awesome. Like a graveyard after an earthquake, it has cool skulls all over. It will keep you warm and creepy, which is exactly how I like my women. This skull Print Knitted Cardigan comes in all kinds of colors. Wear it on Halloween and wear it the rest of the year. Hell, I’d give you candy in January if you came to my door wearing this. Not that you should wear this to get candy, but that’s a sweet bonus.
Awesome and Creepy Mens Skull Necktie
I’m wearing this Mens Skull Necktie to the office so I can be the coolest dressed dude. Look at how classy this thing is! I’m gonna be a Gothic Gangster wearing this thing. I’d wear it to skull too. I mean school. This makes a great gift for the guy in your life who needs to make an impression and look like a badass.
Raven Crow Skull Necklace With Talons
Check out this Raven Crow Skull Necklace. It has talons gripping the skull as if some other bird is giving this skull a Vulcan mind meld. “My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts”. It’s a badass necklace, that’s for sure. Also, that’s so raven! Am I right? They should have a TV show where everyone wears this. You know what it would be called? America’s Got Talons! Get it? I know, that was terrible. People just aren’t raven over my jokes they way I thought they would.