This Wearable Cat Table Turns Your Kitty Into A Butler

cat table
This is a table that your cat can wear. It turns your kitty into a slave. Now, I hear what your sayin’. Cat’s are already slaves to the internets, performing tricks and looking cute so you can haz the feels. But this wearable cat table turns them into real slaves. This may put butlers out of business. The Katatsu suit goes around your cats belly and attaches with velcro. On it’s back is a portable table.

“Jeeves come here I need you. After you finish up with the peeking out of the box game and have completed your crawling inside of the paper bag, press stop on the camera and I shall edit it later. I will then require some tea and krumpets for our guests. You know what to wear. Do provide enough LOLs for the guests. There’s a good cat.”
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Zombie Side Table

zombie slave tableThis $300 Zombie Slave Side Table will teach those Zombies what happens when they mess with you. Try to eat my brain and you’ll be on your knees serving me my dinner, with a chain around your neck. I have another brain-eater in the bathroom, holding my toilet paper roll on his index fingers.

Now I’m gonna put my food down on the glass surface. DO NOT eat it. No! No! Bad Zombie! Get your tongue out of my pudding. Do you not know what getting smacked in the nose by a rolled up newspaper means?