These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.
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That’s Sexy – Pink Pufferfish Heels
Get your feet in some fish ya land-lover! These Pink Pufferfish Heels are soooo in this season. I heard that if the Pufferfish meat isn’t prepared right, it has enough poison to kill 30 humans. Which is why I always sit down with 28 other people and the chef and share that meal. These heels crank it all the way up to ocean’s 11. They are full of cuteness and spikes.
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Hanging Puffer Fish Lamp
Nothing is classier than a giant Puffer Fish Lamp hanging from your ceiling. Decorate your home with this porcupine of the sea and always be reminded that it’s toxins can kill you when you take just one bite. It will remind you every time you hit your head on it’s many spikes.
It’s perfect for your underwater themed rooms. All puff, no fluff, just a bunch of spiky stuff. Ow! My head! Ow! My head!
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Looks Like Puffer Fish People: Weird Spiky Triple Head Art
Two heads are better than one, so that means that three spiky heads must be way better then two. They look like that dude from Hellraiser, only twice as nasty. Make that three times. It can be yours for $800. *art snob voice* My, what an interesting piece. I must get closer and inspect the colors and texture. It speaks of abstract longing and- My Eye! My goddamn eye! I’ll never work as an art critic again and be forced to actually earn my money! I won’t go back to accounting! I won’t!”
It will prick you at every opportunity and feast, every time you pass by, as it slowly grows a fourth head. A head that looks just like yours.
Click through for more images and a bonus video where you can see a hot chick holding it up Price Is Right style.
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