AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations

AtmosFEARfx Jack-O'-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations
This Halloween make your pumpkins come to life with AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations. This lets you use a TV/monitor or projector and turn any environment into a haunting experience. You will believe that your pumpkins have come to life. Your pumpkins will even be able to recite a special Halloween version of ‘Twas the Night Before Halloween, tell a spooky story, perform two original songs and much more. The pumpkins are alive!

What about ghosts? They can be brought to life too.

Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie

Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie
Not one to let the basic pumpkin spice latte loving women of our own era get away with having some photo fun, this victorian ghost decided to photobomb their selfie. She has a look on her face like f**k you you young whippersnappers!

Then she went on an unheard and unseen tirade about how back in her day, no one dressed like that and where are their proper clothes? And wipe all of that makeup off your face ye harlot! You’ll never get a husband like that!

This picture surfaced in 2014 and was taken in a bar, which is an important fact in this case. Bars are full of drunk people. Sometimes full of OLD drunk people, some of whom dump flour all over their body just to look ghostly so they can photobomb two hotties. So who knows if this is real or fake. One thing I do know is that bars are for drinking, not for selfies!

via Freaklore

Color Changing Realistic Organs – Heart And Brain

Color Changing Realistic Organs
There’s nothing quite like some Color Changing Realistic Organs to decorate the old homestead.Or is that homes-dead? These realistic organs light up and change color in the dark, making them the perfect scary nightlights. You can choose a Brain or a Heart. My brain is all aglow for these pieces of organ lighting. That’s one way to fire up your neurons and turn on your heart light. Screw you Neil Diamond. Now that song is in my head.
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Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse

Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse
You’ll go batty for this Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse. Make it your familiar. Betsey Johnson? More like Batsey Johnson. I want to open this thing and watch as a hundred bats fly out. Maybe that’s just me. It is a great bag for your womanly essentials and a great way to channel your inner Bat-Girl.
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Woman Claims Homemade Bug Spray Attracts Bigfoot

Woman Claims Homemade Bug Spray Attracts Bigfoot
A North Carolina woman claims that her homemade bug spray attracts Bigfoot. Which is cool I guess cuz when Bigfoot is attracted you he brings flowers, chocolates might even take you out for dinner. And you know what they say about big feet ladies!

Allie Megan Webb says she initially created the “Bigfoot Juice” to help her husband with mosquitoes during his searches for the cryptid. He asked her to change the recipe because it smelled too feminine. That was when his Bigfoot research group spotted the creature. So naturally it must be the spray. Cuz reasons. Bigfoot probably gave a sniff one day and wondered who has been pissing in his territory. So he went to investigate. So I think we can conclude that it smells like piss. Case closed.

I am such an awesome investigator.

via Charlotte Observer