Damn son! I always knew the Kraken was some chick’s hair. Yo, I ain’t your shampoo. Leave my ship alone! Why you bathing out here in the middle of the ocean anyway ya giant freak? Your hair smells lovely by the way. There goes half my men overboard. Hopefully, they end up in your hair like cooties. This Kraken Cameo Brooch is wild. Time for a haircut lady.
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Vampire Bat Wall Decals
Damn son. If I was a bat I’d be flying toward this beautiful vampiress for sure. I love me a cool pale chick who gets followed by lots of bats. I love what she’s done with her place too. Love the vampire bat wall decals. Very Abandoned Home Chic. If I can just make one suggestion though. Those shoes, girl. You better up your shoe game if you want to live the batty bat life. Otherwise, you got it going on.
Skull Chandelier
Yes, this lamp does look like Lord Voldemort escaping a Horcrux. But let’s be honest here. You love Harry Potter just as much as the next guy. This spooky skull chandelier is perfect for a goth-themed den, Halloween party, or to creep the neighbors out when you have them over for dinner. The skulls are life-sized and hold lights that give off a yellow light. The chandelier has a diameter of 25 inches and the light bulbs can be swapped out for other colors, as well. We don’t think other colors will take away from the mood set by several skulls looking down at you, though. Red. It needs red lights!
Labradorite Skull Pendant
Whether you are trying to get more in tune with the ways of the dead or you’re just into some dark jewelry, this stunning Labradorite Skull Pendant would be a great addition to your skull-themed jewelry collection (or a good beginning to it). It’s handmade of carved labradorite cabochon, has really funky optical effects, and is certified spooky AF. Wrapped around the centerpiece is solid copper wire and it comes with a dark brown cord for a necklace. I was going to tell a skeleton joke here, but I just don’t have the guts for it. (I’ll see myself out).
Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!