We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!
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Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap
This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?
The Butt Towel
Butts. Everybody has one. You get out of the shower and you try to cover it up, but the towel just falls anyway. I say if you have it flaunt it and if it is covered by a towel you can still show it off with this cheeky Butt towel.
Saggy butt? Droopy dumper? Now your butt will always look buff and cartoony after each shower, while your real and likely acne riddled butt hides beneath. This is like plastic surgery that you can put on and take off of your poop-shooter.
Your Wipe Zone Is Now Clearly Defined: The Butt Face Towel
We’ve all been there. You get out of the shower and you wipe your face on your towel and for some reason it smells like butt. Eh, probably nothing. Just keep wiping. A few hours go by and you find a small constellation of hemorrhoids forming on your lower lip. Now you got butt-crud all over your face. All because someone else used your towel as dental floss for their crack.
The Butt Face towel will solve this problem. It has a clearly defined butt zone and a clearly defined face zone. Keep that butt-funk where it belongs. Only $13.27 from Amazon. Get some Butt Face soap too.