Communicate with spirits from the upside down. I mean without having to hang Christmas lights all over your house and paint letters on your wall. The Stranger Things Ouija Board is all you need. This thing features the alphabet spelled out with Christmas lights so you don’t have to wreck your home. Just be careful not to summon a Demogorgon or some other freaky demon from the upside down.
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Stranger Things Eleven Days of Christmas Sweatshirt
12 days of Christmas? More like Eleven. This Stranger Things Eleven Days of Christmas Sweatshirt looks like an ugly Christmas sweater, but it is a more comfy pullover sweatshirt. What? You haven’t seen Stranger Things yet? You are like the only person reading this who hasn’t seen this show. The rest of us are shaking our heads at you. WE all know how awesome this shirt is! Some people, right?
Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Take a trip to the upside-down and wear this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. Despite the name, it’s not a demo of a Gorgon, but the real thing. It will sit on your chest, and might eat your face. I’m gonna wear it everytime I eat Eggo Waffles, which means I’m never taking it off. On another note, I think I have superpowers, cuz my nose starts bleeding everytime I try to use them. Either that or a brain aneurysm.
Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
You been watching Stranger Things? Don’t worry, I won’t spoil it for you. I’ll just say get ready for a lot of Eggo waffles and nose bleeds. Am I right? I swear I even saw Eleven wipe her damn bleeding nose with a waffle. Crazy show. Now you can watch Eleven use her powers and light your room at the same time with this cool Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle. I wasn’t gonna feature this, but hey, if it bleeds it leads right? This thing bleeds from both nostrils as the candle burns down.
Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace
Relive the thrill and the terror of the Demogorgon with this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. It basically looks like a starfish from Satan’s beach resort. *Shudders* And that’s just the demo-Gorgon! They really cranked it up to Eleven on this one. Get it? I knew you would. That’s why you and me were meant to be together. You get me. You really get me. Now get me a coke and some fries k? Love you too. Kisses.