12 days of Christmas? More like Eleven. This Stranger Things Eleven Days of Christmas Sweatshirt looks like an ugly Christmas sweater, but it is a more comfy pullover sweatshirt. What? You haven’t seen Stranger Things yet? You are like the only person reading this who hasn’t seen this show. The rest of us are shaking our heads at you. WE all know how awesome this shirt is! Some people, right?
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Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Purse
Opens up the Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Purse. Pulls out his sweater, the hat, lipstick, a few pieces of melted Freddy skin, the bladed glove thing, and some tic-tacs. Cool. This purse not only has Freddy’s color scheme, but it has also been pre-slashed for you. The seller has some other matching bags too.
Nightmare On Elm Street Never Sleep Again Necklace
This Nightmare On Elm Street Never Sleep Again Necklace looks just like Freddy Krueger’s sweater and even has a little gravestone underneath. I don’t see what the big deal is. I had a nightmare on elm street once and yeah it was terrifying, but guess what? I moved. I didn’t make like 10 sequels about it. You make your own destiny. Like me. For a while I was starring in “Drunk on Church Street”. Then I moved on to “Recovering on Maple.” I move around a lot. Now I’m all about, “F*ck it. Face down on Main”. We are all our own master. Reach for the stars. And when ya can’t, reach for the bottle.
I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater
I know what you’re thinking. I want to believe, but I just haven’t been butt-probed yet. Fair enough. If that’s the case, this I Want to Believe UFO Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect sweater for you this holiday season. It tells people where you stand on the whole alien proctology issue.
I hear ya. Isn’t it a little early for Christmas? Maybe. But how do you know I’m not late for last Christmas?
Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Pendant Necklace
All you people who say that Freddy has no heart, you’re wrong. It’s right here. Even looks like his sweater and has his hat hung right on the corner. Also has slash marks because apparently Freddy tried to give himself open heart surgery at some point. This Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Pendant Necklace is a fashionable tribute to a fashionable guy. Hey, it takes guts to rock that sweater and hat.
Now you can wear Freddy’s cold dead heart and he may even spare you if it sees it around your neck in a dream. Yeah, I doubt it too, but you never know.