We would like to share with you the strange and mysterious case of a Mr. Charlie Gordon. He was a poor and unfortunate chap who met with an untimely ending and all that was left as evidence of his sad existence was his hat and an old blank journal. According to Ebay seller the-inspectors-closet, they purchased these items from Mr. Gordon’s estate, from an equally mysterious “Mr. M.”, whose specialty is dealing in ‘freaky-tiques’. Mr. M. has quite the collection of unique, weird, bizarre things, occult items, old creepy books and supposedly haunted curios and is more than happy to tell the odd tale behind each piece. Read more “The Mysterious Case Of Charlie Gordon”
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Alien Sealed In Capsule, Thankfully Not The Time Release Kind
You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an alien in a capsule.
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Nightmare Fuel: Alien Preemie Baby
Holy f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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