So many hauntings…so little time… We do what we can, to pick the cream of the crop on Ebay and share with you the strangest and creepiest haunted items we run across. Here’s a spooky caneback chair, that reminds us of a Doom Buggy, from Disney’s Haunted Mansion.
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E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Haunted Tortilla Miracle
Hallelujah and praise Steven Spielberg! What we have here is a sign that can only be a prelude to an E.T. sequel where E.T. comes back to find that Elliot is a washed up, fat comic book store owner with a penchant for cheap booze and outrageous body odor. That’s when the comedy begins as E.T. tries to put his sorry flabby life back together, while the pair rekindle their love, which knows no bounds. It will be the “sorta feel good, but mostly feel weird” movie of the year.
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Haunted Kimono
According to Ebay seller Maggieshouse, “Cherry….is the spirit that is very attached to this silk robe. The scent of Chantilly perfume is not only present on the robe, but you will get a whiff of it when she is in any room. She tends to roam the house. The sound of distant, soft crying. Not wailing…or sobbing….just the softest sad cry. She is also prone to bouts of disruptive behavior. She will knock over light items, ruffle the blinds and curtains, blow out candles, etc. Sometimes….she is just there…and you can sense her there.” Read more “Haunted Kimono”
Pickled Chupacabra
Does the fabled Chupacabra exist? Obviously! Here’s proof. A pickled Chupacabra fetus that was found “in a stream in New Mexico” by Ebay seller great_american_circus_sideshows. Chupacabras are famous for being supernatural and sucking the blood out of goats and stuff. They escaped from some laboratory or were dropped off by UFOs.
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Sasquatch Sighting: Bigfoot Drops A Deuce
This Etsy listing is titled “Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet 11×14 fine art print”. That he does. The old Sasquatch is leaving a Cleveland steamer in some guy’s toilet.
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