It is happening again. This Custom Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Corpse Doll doesn’t really help me solve the mystery of who killed Laura Palmer. I think it was a midget who talks backwards, dances and loves donuts as well as a damn good cup of coffee. Anyway, this seller has several version of Laura Palmer wrapped up and dead. I emailed them to ask some questions and all they told me was that the gum I liked was going to come back in style. I’m psyched.
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Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal
It’s happening again! This Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal is pretty cool. It’s a hardcover journal that replicates Dale Cooper’s microcassette recorder. Of course his journal would be covered in doughnuts and coffee. It has 192 lined pages and a mini-cassette bookmark! Now bring on the coffee and apple pie. I’ll meet you in the red room and we can all dance with the midget.
Twin Peaks Coloring Books
That gum you like is going to come back in style. Really? Cuz I prefer ABC gum. Already Been Chewed punk! *Grabs gum out of the midget’s mouth and pops it in mine.* These adult Twin Peaks Coloring Books are pretty awesome. And that’s a damn fine cup of coffee too. I can’t wait to color the log lady and give her a Hitler mustache.
Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama In A Can
Etsy seller Boxartig is selling this cool Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama which comes in a fancy can. Pretty neat. If you want to relive some scenes from the classic show, it beats hiring a dwarf and pumping him full of acid so he dances around, snapping his fingers while talking backwards.
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Sometimes Her Arms Bend Back: Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Doll
Twin Peaks. Great place to visit. I wouldn’t want to live there though. Who am I kidding? I would live there just to eat the apple pie and drink the coffee. Speaking of TP(I mean Twin Peaks, not toilet paper), check out this $450. Laura Palmer doll from Etsy seller MisforMadness.
She comes all wrapped up in plastic, ready to throw in a lake and the box looks like her diary. Open it up and you see the red room. Pretty awesome. She even comes with an owl. You can check out more images below.
Fun fact. I used to date a woman called the log lady. They didn’t call her that because she carried around a piece of wood, but because she was always stacking logs like a lumberjack in the poop room. Went through two ceiling fans and a case of scented candles before I had to call it off. Such is life.
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