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The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments

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The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas OrnamentsIf you have a Halloween tree, and if you don’t why the hell not?, check out The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Great for the Halloween and or Christmas tree. I know you remember these creepy kids from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, which is based on Stephen King’s The Shining. Which are both based on the shining of tons and tons of money down into the hands of both men. They deserve it by the way. Even today when I’m riding my big wheel down hotel corridors, I dread running into this pair. Yes, I’m a grown man who rides his big wheel in hotels, so what? What’s wrong with that? I also say REDRUM for no apparent reason sometimes, but really I’m fine. But never mind that. These terror twins are a duo of danger and a couple of cuckoo kids. They are some deadly doppelgangers and now you can decorate with them during the holidays. There they are, blood all over them because God only knows what shenanigans the Shining Twins have been up to. One can only imagine.

The Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are another great choice if you want to make the holidays a bit more creepy.

Haunted Twins Soap

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Haunted Twins Soap
If you’ve never been one to go mainstream with just about anything, and like all of your stuff scary, this is the soap for you. I’m talking about Haunted Twins Soap. It’s a boy on one side and a girl on the other. The carving is either scary or beautiful depending on your point of view.

This soap will scare you as you lather up and it smells like clean cotton and mermaid tears. It will make your hand washing spooky.

The Shining Inspired Latex Dress

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The Shining Latex Dress
This shiny and tight latex dress was inspired by those twins from The Shining. You know, from that scene where the kid is all riding his big wheel through the hotel and he suddenly sees the scary twin ghosts just standing there. Then the murder scenes start flashing before his eyes. “Come play with us Danny!” That’s some scary shizz.

I have never been able to ride my big wheel since. Mostly cuz I’m adult and got too fat. And since I don’t have the confidence to approach women when not on my big wheel, well, I’m forever alone. Thanks Stanley Kubrick!