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Black Tarot Deck

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Black Tarot Deck

Oh myyyyy. Look at all of the cool Gothic art in this Black Tarot Deck. It says that this deck will help with shadow work, which is where you enter the darkness and dig deep into your soul. I’m a little scared, but Imma put on my big boy pants, since this tarot card deck will offer you guidance on love, career, or even personal growth. I’m gonna unlock my inner wisdom. But first I’m gonna look at all of the cool art and say whoa!

If you like this Black Tarot Card Deck, you might also like this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Set. These sets are like talking a walk on the wild side of tarot.

The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

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The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

Look at that artwork. MoewZers! Let me introduce you to The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck featuring the amazing art of J Edward Neill. This 78 card deck is just full of, well, haunted cats. Just like my house. I have so many deceased cats in my yard, all missed terribly) and I see their little ghosts all of the time. 78 cards huh? Lets see, that’s… What’s 78 divided by 9 lives? Ah. 8.6. That’s enough tarot card reading for 8.6 cat lives, which roughly equates to not quite 9 readings as each cat has nine lives. Hmmm. I’m seeing a serious flaw here. If a cat is getting a reading, the cat can almost get that last full reading, but not quite. The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck needs more cards. Yes. That’s what my scientific equation states.

I’ll have to run my calculations on these other tarot cards.

 

Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck

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Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck
The Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck is pretty cool. Pretty pretty. Anatomy combined with tarot. Deal out the pretty body parts, adorned with such details as butterflies, flowers, some guy stabbing a heart and more. Most mesmerizing and macabre. Tantalizing yet terrifying. If you don’t buy a deck, you get the fool card dealt cuz you a fool, fool!.

Gothic Horror Tarot Card Deck

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Gothic Horror Tarot Card Deck
Want a tarot reading? *Looks at the Gothic Horror Tarot Card Deck* Hells no! But thanks anyway. That’s some terrifying tarot right there. It even has Cthulhu. I think I’ll just stick to playing hearts with the seniors on Sundays. Not that I do that. And they don’t know that I don’t do that cuz alzheimer’s. It’s a win/win really. Anyway, this should be called a scare-o deck cuz I’m scared.

Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards

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Twisted Toyland Tarot CardsTwisted Toyland. Sounds like an adult sex shop. Deal me in! Nah. Just a cool set of tarot cards so some gypsy can tell your future. And that future is gonna involve some insane and demented toys. The Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards set is a 22 Card Major Arcana Tarot Deck. Who gives a reading with these cards? They’re all like, “I’ll charge you a hundred bucks to introduce you to the most demented toybox ever.” I’d be like, no thanks, cuz I had the most foul and darkest and most twisted toy box ever when I was a kid. But that’s only cuz I pooped in it(foul), my mom painted it black(darkest) and my dad was a sh*t carpenter(wood was all twisted).
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