The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

Look at that artwork. MoewZers! Let me introduce you to The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck featuring the amazing art of J Edward Neill. This 78 card deck is just full of, well, haunted cats. Just like my house. I have so many deceased cats in my yard, all missed terribly) and I see their little ghosts all of the time. 78 cards huh? Lets see, that’s… What’s 78 divided by 9 lives? Ah. 8.6. That’s enough tarot card reading for 8.6 cat lives, which roughly equates to not quite 9 readings as each cat has nine lives. Hmmm. I’m seeing a serious flaw here. If a cat is getting a reading, the cat can almost get that last full reading, but not quite. The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck needs more cards. Yes. That’s what my scientific equation states.

I’ll have to run my calculations on these other tarot cards.

 

Cryptid Tarot Cards

Cryptid Tarot Cards
These Cryptid Tarot Cards will reveal your fortune. OMG! Ask me about my love life!

Ok. I see a tall dark stranger.

OMG! Is he rich?

No. He’s very hairy and he has big feet.

Does he have money?

No, but he has a hut made of sticks and everything outside is his toilet. You’ll be happy.

Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck

Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck
The Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck is pretty cool. Pretty pretty. Anatomy combined with tarot. Deal out the pretty body parts, adorned with such details as butterflies, flowers, some guy stabbing a heart and more. Most mesmerizing and macabre. Tantalizing yet terrifying. If you don’t buy a deck, you get the fool card dealt cuz you a fool, fool!.

Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards

Twisted Toyland Tarot CardsTwisted Toyland. Sounds like an adult sex shop. Deal me in! Nah. Just a cool set of tarot cards so some gypsy can tell your future. And that future is gonna involve some insane and demented toys. The Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards set is a 22 Card Major Arcana Tarot Deck. Who gives a reading with these cards? They’re all like, “I’ll charge you a hundred bucks to introduce you to the most demented toybox ever.” I’d be like, no thanks, cuz I had the most foul and darkest and most twisted toy box ever when I was a kid. But that’s only cuz I pooped in it(foul), my mom painted it black(darkest) and my dad was a sh*t carpenter(wood was all twisted).
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Halloween Tarot Cards

Halloween Tarot Cards
This Halloween, give the gift that keeps on giving: A tarot reading about how they are doomed. These Halloween Tarot Cards are fun and they have some great art on them. I’m assuming, since it is Halloween themed, that the Death card has a bag of candy and is holding a scythe. I have no idea. I looked, but my attention span is- Did you see that cool Hamster on a piano video? That still makes me lol.

No really, this is a cool deck.

Thanks, I built it on the side of my home with wood!

That’s not what I meant. Nevermind.
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