This calendar is for both the living and the dead. It lets you remember deceased family members and friends and pets. It would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for that cute and creepy cat all over it’s pages. Every month, two famous deceased persons are mentioned as an example of how the calendar is meant to be used. On every page there is death… And as mentioned that cute cat. So you get the best of both worlds. That cat laughs at death. It is the creepiest cat calendar around.
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Skeleton Pin-Up Calendar – Baby Got Bones
Who’s that sexy chick with the femurs that go on forever? And that pelvis! That gluttonous maximus. Wait, that’s a muscle isn’t it? Whatever. This calendar is like calcium, cuz I just grew a bone if ya know what I’m sayin’. I like big bones and I can not lie… These girls got to many skeletons in the closet though. This Eizo: Pin-up Calendar features x-rays of skeleton pin-ups instead of, you know, pin-ups with their flesh.
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Calendar of Sexy Monsters – Ooooh La Loch Ness
Ooooo-la-loch ness.Nah. Nessie isn’t in this Calendar of Sexy Monsters, but many other sexy beasts are here. Like a werewolf, the Blob, Bigfoot, a Xenomorph, the creature from the black lagoon and more. That’s a monster a month and it lasts a whole year long. Which is coincidentally what I say about the wife’s menstrual cycle, but that’s another story. Gotta go rub her feet or she’s gonna beat me up again. The stairs! I mean, I’m gonna fall down the stairs. I’m just clumsy. Coming dear!
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2015 Pooping Dogs Calendar
That’s great. I poop in a public park one time and I get arrested. These dogs get a calendar. That does it! I just need a heavy lunch and a photographer, so I can get a 2016 calendar out on time.
Oh man…*holds belly as it groans* Already had the heavy lunch. Just need a photographer and I have January covered. Only 11 months to go.
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