People in Brazil recently spotted a weird apparition in the sky. Is it God? An angel? I have no idea, but I know that a million internet users in Brazil suddenly X’ed out of their porn browser and pretended they were doing something else. Just in case.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Frank Zappa Has A Panty Quilt
Panty Quilt. Say it like 5 times. Sounds weird. Anyway, Frank Zappa’s 1981 tour featured a musical sequence called “Panty Rap”. He encouraged women to throw their panties on stage. I also encourage this, except I don’t have a stage. I just ask that you throw them at your computer, tablet or phone. Then tell me about it. Anyway, a lot of women threw their panties on stage. Bras too. So after the tour was over, he commissioned this quilt made of the underwear. Wow. Only real men have panty quilts and Zappa is the manliest of all. I hereby call him the Pantychrist!
Image credit: Flickr user Rian Castillo
via Neatorama
Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet
I can’t be the only one who is creeped out by the Praying Mantis. It is just wrong and creepy. Get it away. Get that Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet out of my face. *Sprays raid all over your face* I warned you. You’re gonna wanna put some milk on that. Sorry, I’m all out.
What the hell are they praying for anyway? Even more nightmarish looks? They describe this toy as “Great fun for toddlers and children”. More like “Great fun for the therapists that are gonna get rich cuz your kid is traumatized for life”. And you know why too. F**k Praying Mantises!
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Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus
Something weird is going on with the goats in Argentina. Like this baby goat for instance. It was born sporting a demon face that kind of looks like Krampus. The goat stillborn and scared the bejesus out of observers so much that they called the police to investigate. The police were probably like, “Uhhh. That’s damn ugly. You on your own!” then left.
https://youtu.be/kSoAVo0OJsc
The rest of the body appeared pretty normal, but the face? Fuggin Fugly. I can’t look anymore.
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Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse
This classy Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse is in this year. I know cuz I watched a fashion show and was very disappointed that there were no planes on the runway. That’s 5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Anyway this purse is creep-chic and totally awesome. It has some classic skulls and some great features. I mean, it’s no fish purse, but it’s not trying to be.
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