Here’s a good reason to never live in Australia. A couple in Australia had an unexpected guest at their home: a massive Huntsman spider. Presumably called that because they hunt men. This thing was the size of a dinner plate and appeared on a glass patio door. So basically you need a fly swatter the size of a car tire to kill it. And if you miss it will just hug your face and impregnate you.
They never did kill it so it is probably in the couple’s garden still, waiting to strangle their cat. Hell no! Never going to Australia.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Bizarre Creature Captured in Azerbaijan
This video shows some kind of hairy bizarre creature allegedly captured in the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan. It is pretty damn weird and pretty damn hairy. It has a hairless face surrounded by a mass of fur. And those eyes.They just dart around like this thing is looking for it’s next meal. The creature also has black fingernails. Later in the video, it walks around on two legs all creepy-like.
Did they adopt this freak of nature? Where did the couple find it? Also, it looks like they may have put a small pair of pants on it and socks. Hard to tell. Are they even going to shave that hairy beast? So many questions.
https://youtu.be/Sxb0CEwai4U
Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp
Looks like someone has been playing in the lava. This Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp will haunt your room and your nightmares. I bet it looks like a scary floating head when all the lights are out. I hope not cuz I don’t want it to float too close to the curtains and burn my shizz down. I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares tonight.
Coffin Coffee and Side Table -Funeral Home Decor
Have a coffin or two with your coffee. This Coffin Coffee and Side Table will make your home look like some mortician owned coffee shop. They can customize these in any color combo you want. I bet they could even put a fake body inside for those who like a full-bodied coffee. Get it? Would you like some cream-atorium with your coffee?
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Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game
Time for Scary Time sucka! Roll the dice and get your creep on. Try not to freak out when you play the Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game. Roll them bones for a good scare. You pit 12 heroes against 12 monsters across 8 spooky settings, and overcome 8 obstacles using 20 tools.
Plus if you get attacked by a scary monster, you can always throw these dice at it and run. That’s the real reason to play this game.
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