Mummified Demon Fetus

Mummified Demon Fetus

You know how it is around here. Another day, another fetus. This one is a Mummified Demon Fetus. Truly a special breed. If you watch the seller’s video of them turning this thing around, I’m pretty sure I saw some testes as well as his little butt crack. He comes in a wooden keepsake box so you can proudly display your fetus. He’s a cute little pocket demon I guess.

A Mummified Demon Fetus. And I thought we hit the jackpot with the Unicorn Fetus. Shows what I know. So many fetuses so little womb. I mean time. So little time.

Articulated Misfits Devil Rat Doll

 Articulated Misfits Devil Rat Doll

Now you can have your very own Articulated Misfits Devil Rat Doll. Why the hell not? Like I don’t have enough problems without some Devil Rat doll coming to life and doing the freaky deeky all up in here. Sure its cool looking. Both cute and evil at the same time. But no good can come from this thing. I’ve had pets like this before, so I know what I’m talking about. Like that rat clock. It’s always terror time around here.

It is creepy cool. Plus he wont leave droppings everywhere like a real rat. You won’t have to say rats! and clean it up. Or drats. Or even bats. Or tell him yo scat! Get it? That’s some poop humor right there. Probably why I feel flushed. heh! I still got it.

Demon Hit By Dart Magnet – You Win

Demon Hit By Dart Magnet - You Win
Demon hunting is hard. But it’s much easier when you can get ’em in front of the dartboard. This Demon Hit By Dart Magnet wins you the game every time. Hitting the bullseye doesn’t mean crap unless you impale an evil creature on the way there. I’m not sure how many points that is worth though. Probably depends on how evil it is and what level of hell it’s from. The trick is to get them to stay still while you lob darts at their evil asses. I guess you have to glue them in place or tie them up. Maybe have a priest say a few words to hold them in place. You have to give it to the creator of this magnet. It looks awesome. Creepy as hell, but cool too. That’s some great execution! Get it? If this evil creature enjoyed beer it would be an impaled ale. Know what I’m sayin’? I wonder if demonic darts will ever catch on in the finest bars and pubs. And what would you do with those little bodies afterward? Somebody should play some darts with this demonic doll. I’m out. Gotta go play some darts myself. I have several targets.

Kill It With Fire – Baby Vampire Demon Doll

Kill It With Fire - Baby Vampire Demon Doll
Anddddd that’s enough internet for today. This nightmare inducing Baby Vampire Demon Doll video has everyone freaking out, jumping out of tall buildings, screaming and clutching their hair, and setting their laptops and smartphones on fire in the hopes that it will kill this monstrosity. I torched my laptop too. That’s why I have to share this from a public computer in the library. Since I’ve been here, I already saw one neck-beard crying and rocking back and forth when he pulled this gem up.

This nightmarish toy sits propped atop a grave with a baby bottle filled with red blood, sitting next to it. Also, the eyes follow the camera everywhere as a terrifying soundtrack plays. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go steal neckbeard’s wallet while he’s stunned.
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Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus

Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus
Something weird is going on with the goats in Argentina. Like this baby goat for instance. It was born sporting a demon face that kind of looks like Krampus. The goat stillborn and scared the bejesus out of observers so much that they called the police to investigate. The police were probably like, “Uhhh. That’s damn ugly. You on your own!” then left.
https://youtu.be/kSoAVo0OJsc
The rest of the body appeared pretty normal, but the face? Fuggin Fugly. I can’t look anymore.
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