Author: Artemis Winterford

That’s Gross – Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway

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That's Gross - Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway
Police in Oregon were in a slimy and sticky situation on Thursday. Also an icky situation. That’s cuz a truck carrying 7,500 pounds of live hagfish spilled its contents onto the highway and over everyone else’s cars. I was there man! You don’t know! You have no idea!

No humans were injured, but everything was slimy as hell. Also nasty and squirmy. Pfft! You haven’t been in an eel accident until a truck full of electric eels crashes and electrocutes everyone in sight. Maybe this guy was there.
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Sound Activated Haunted Talking Doll

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Haunted Talking Doll
This Haunted Talking Doll is real freakfest. Like Freakfest 2017. Get your tickets and enjoy the show. This sound activated doll says things like “Come play with me.” or “I’m watching you.” or “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.” My advice is, don’t make it angry. It will haunt you, your life and your dreams. Have fun with that.

It looks like it spent the last 200 years in a haunted house and now it will make your house haunted. Not as bad as this though.
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts Have A Surprise Inside

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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts Have A Surprise Inside
Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts! There’s a surprise inside one of the pieces guys. I have no idea what it is though. Could be an old booger, a hair ball that a cat coughed up, maybe even a severed finger. The possibilities are endless. I like the idea of a toy, but mostly I just like to watch stuff melt. So I feel like this would satisfy the pyromaniac in me. So pretty the melting. So oozing. Me likes it. Me wants it.

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Disturbing and Weird Spanish Olive Alien Heads

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Spanish Olive Alien Heads
Yes, that is a bowl of Spanish olives that look like alien heads. You can eat these while you are watching the X-Files. Aren’t alien olives just the pits? Ha ha. These freaky alien treats were made by Beth of Hungry Happenings. She uses a black food coloring marker and brine to create the alien faces. Then she forgets the whole thing and has missing time.
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Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments – Dia De Los Meow Meows

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Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments
These adorable Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments are purr-fect. They are the cat’s meow. The cat’s pajamas. The kitten’s whiskers. I think I just ran out of cat puns cuz honestly I’m not very bright. These ornaments are cute though. Dia De Los Meow Meows! Use them on your Christmas tree or anywhere you want some skeletal felines.
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