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3D Alien Heads

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3D Alien Heads

If you are looking for some framed art for your walls, you can’t do better than these out there 3D Alien Heads. You’ve heard the reports of them walking through walls before they abduct some innocent guy as they are just minding their own business doing the old five knuckle shuffle in bed. Well, this is what they look like as they come through your wall. Pretty scary stuff. Not only do you get caught yanking and cranking, but now you are abducted too. They have no shame.

I need some damn Alien Beer if I’m gonna go through another long drawn out abduction. Why do you keep picking me? You brought the lube this time right? Thank God for small miracles.

Crazy Freaky Japanese Stress Balls With Faces

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Crazy Freaky Japanese Stress Balls With Faces
These Japanese Stress Balls With Faces are so creepy and nasty I don’t even want to look at ’em. But it’s my job. They are little nightmare baby faces that you can squeeze when you’re having a bad day. And I would imagine that everyday is a bad day when you are carrying these things around with you. Squeezing them seems to unleash even more terror. They come in gray and white, but they are equally terrifying and willall haunt your dreams.
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Disturbing and Weird Spanish Olive Alien Heads

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Spanish Olive Alien Heads
Yes, that is a bowl of Spanish olives that look like alien heads. You can eat these while you are watching the X-Files. Aren’t alien olives just the pits? Ha ha. These freaky alien treats were made by Beth of Hungry Happenings. She uses a black food coloring marker and brine to create the alien faces. Then she forgets the whole thing and has missing time.
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A Bunch Of Crazy Monster Heads For Your Wall

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A Bunch Of Crazy Monster Heads For Your Wall
These crazy monster heads are basically demon heads popping out of your wall. The sellers says:

In this piece I attempt to personify many of my own personal “demons” that have taught me the importance of persistence, dedication and determination to name a few.

Damn. You and your “friends”must have been a real hit at dinner parties. Now you can take this person’s demons and display them on your wall. But collection other people’s demons may not be a good idea.
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Set of 10 Alien Crayons – Gray-ola

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Set of 10 Alien Crayons - Gray-ola
Here ya go little Timmy. Take these alien crayons and draw a nice picture for the psychologist, so you can show him what the alien who abducted you looks like. *Looks at the drawing.* Are you sure this is accurate Timmy? Good. *Looks at drawing. Looks at psychologist. Looks back at drawing. Back at psychologist.*

It was you all along Doc! I should have known by your name, Edstra Trey Estreal! And your gray complexion!

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling crayons! *Rips his fake human skin off and hops on the wall like Spider-man, before crashing through the window and escaping.*