Here’s your chance to help John & Lieyse, a young and in love Ebay couple. For only $11,000, you can help these two fools for love unite and be together. They offer so much in return- John will do anything you want + you get all of his Ebay auctions, as a special bonus. The lovesick lovers explain, “We really need just a little help to be together and start our amazing journey through life. Each day we’re apart hurts worse than anyone can imagine.” Read more “Help This Ebay Couple Be Together And He’ll Do Anything You Want”
Author: Artemis Winterford
“Ugly Leg Fat Lady Thighs Made For Leg Lamp But Too Ugly”
Yes, that is the title of this Ebay auction from cousinjethro. Where the leg lamp from A Christmas Story was “Indescribably beautiful”, this one not so much.
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Creepy Drippy Horror Mask (Two Year Old’s Art Project) Haunts Etsy
It’s pretty obvious that this horror mask was made by the Etsy seller’s kid. Notice the lumpiness. The unevenness. The general tale of tiny hands working in a big person’s medium. It drips. It oozes. Tis the buyer who loses.
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Buy An Invisible Friend Named Nanny Ree Ree
Do you want to buy an invisible friend? One named Nanny Ree Ree? Well, today is your lucky day. Fatbug666 has one for sale on Ebay.
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Raggedy Ann Smokes Up Next To Sleeping Child
In this art print, Raggedy Ann takes a moment to light up and enjoy a smoke late at night. Why not? She’s had a tough day. She has been tossed around, made to attend demented tea parties with stuffed animals and in general victimized by that little girl.
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