For $1,295.00, you can own the world’s most expensive lightbulb and a very otherworldly story to go along with it. You’ll never be boring at any future get togethers, with this eerie item in your conversation starter arsenal. Plus, the money goes to a good cause, so you can feel even better about your purchase. Win. Win. Read more “Angel Illuminates Lightbulb”
Author: Artemis Winterford
Forest Keeper Woodland Troll, Guardian of The Mucus Galaxy
The guardians of the mucus galaxy are fearsome warriors. Snot that they like to fight, they are just protecting their swampy and mucus ridden capitol planet of nazal-diarhea aka 1h7k-58d on the star charts. Wander into their part of space and your own lasers will be met with slime beams, which leave your ship oozing and coughing. Then you’ll coast on exhaust fumes and land on their gooey cold sore of a planet, fighting off hordes of booger-men as if you were in a mucinex commercial, only the slimy bad guys are winning.
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Evil Teddy Bear Stuffed With The Souls Of Young Children
Creepy things have been afoot for band-mom62 on Ebay. The root of her problems? This nasty demented bear who feeds on pregnant women. And no, for once I’m not talking about myself. Although I don’t mind if they are preggers. Just more cushion… Anyway…
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Scare The Kids With This Krampus Mask
If you’re unfamiliar with the myth of Krampus, you’re probably wondering to yourself, “What is this beastly, demonic monstrosity staring back at me?” Don’t you worry your pretty little head or lose sleep over it. You have nothing to fear from Krampus, unless you’re a naughty child. Read more “Scare The Kids With This Krampus Mask”
Snitches Get Stitches: Collection of Prison Shivs / Shanks
This collection of authentic prison shivs, shanks, blades, snitch openers and rat skewers is displayed in a lovely shadowbox. They all supposedly date from the 1930’s through the 1960’s. They include such parts as a screwdriver stolen from the shop, duct tape,rope and who knows what else. Shivs. It’s how you make your point in da joint! Get it?
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