We would like to share with you the strange and mysterious case of a Mr. Charlie Gordon. He was a poor and unfortunate chap who met with an untimely ending and all that was left as evidence of his sad existence was his hat and an old blank journal. According to Ebay seller the-inspectors-closet, they purchased these items from Mr. Gordon’s estate, from an equally mysterious “Mr. M.”, whose specialty is dealing in ‘freaky-tiques’. Mr. M. has quite the collection of unique, weird, bizarre things, occult items, old creepy books and supposedly haunted curios and is more than happy to tell the odd tale behind each piece. Read more “The Mysterious Case Of Charlie Gordon”
Author: Artemis Winterford
Alien Sealed In Capsule, Thankfully Not The Time Release Kind
You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an alien in a capsule.
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Ewwwwwww! Hairy Soap
Just try and get clean using these bars of hairy soap. It’s always nasty to reach for the soap and find somebody else’s pubes. Just imagine reaching for this soap and finding out that Chewbacca has already been there first, washed his junk and then cleaned his crack real good. Nasty.
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Why Not?: Deer Rear Sculpted Into A Face
Some days an artist wakes up and says “I’m going to create the best sculpture ever today.” Other days you say, “I’m going to paint a masterpiece of abstract modernist industrial blah blah.” Then there are the days when you wake up and say, “Hey Cleetus, I’m gonna make me a face in a deer’s ass!” We’ve all been there.
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Creepy Bunny / Man / Thing Is Posable, So There’s That
Kill it with fire! Then run, just in case it gets up. I can only surmise by looking into its demon eyes that this is the love child of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi. Mixed with Eisenhower. The hell let loose upon this world by that unholy trinity is… It’s just… Well, look at it.
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